He had me at "global dick wagging contest". The smoothness with which he slides that into his narrative is simply art.

It may be a viable threat in another 300 years when the batteries recharge from its test firing.

Why is Buster lecturing us on the downsides of bath salts?

I'm no lawman, but what those other people said seems about right.

I always got told to turn off my cd/cassette player as a kid and told to put it away for landing.

I'd expect this from Jesus, but not anyone else.

Eight year olds, dude.

I can't help but think of Ashtray from "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" when I read this name.

Yes, but my body found a way to shut it down.

I dislike that "big lumbering" came across to me as "Bill Lumberg" initially.

Why is this bitch's tongue hanging out? Disgusting and classless.

Good eye.

I think the chauffer did it.

If your thought of not needing sunscreen in the Arctic is indicative of the rest of your knowledge, I'll take my chances with the Gerber bag.

+1

And you're dividing the fuel cost equally amongst them all, I hope?

It'd be super swell if they'd turn the 'delete' functionality back on for comments and posts since they've assraped the side swipe delete action out of existence for more meaningless junk. What about post sharing?

7 of 9? Where have you been?

text

Free the apostrophes. They don't want to hurt you.