These photos of happy Hillary already have me looking forward to her no-f’s-giving last year in office, when she will drop balloons at the end of every press conference.

The point of catcalling is not to impress women. It’s to impress other men.

Came here to ask if Courtney was wearing a Courtney mask.

Votes for president are really votes for Electoral College members. As long as the GOP keeps the same electors, it should be able to claim those votes no matter whose name is on the ballot, I would think.

Are Brit’s shorts blue or white? It’s that damn dress all over again, isn’t it?

Hoynsie is an exceptionally hard worker who regularly had more stories than anyone else in the Plain Dealer newsroom. He’s seen the team through good and bad, and knows his stuff. Also, I’ll wager he’s more likely to end up in the Hall of Fame than Bauer is.

“Were” some glaring grammar mistakes.

Your understanding of public records laws seems somewhat superficial.

With Marilu Henner’s extensive dance background, she should have a shot. Plus, if you're giving points for the likelihood that a couple us doing it, she's got to get the edge. She's been known for her enthusiasm since she went to the same all-girls Catholic high school as my sister while making her way through many of…

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At Nola.com, as at all Advance Digital sites, the reporter usually IS responsible for the online headline. The print version is handled by a separate team that’s not even in the same building.

Can't be the super-douchey thing or the rallies would be empty.

Odo. From Deep Space Nine.

Well, thanks. I used to be proud to be from Chicago, home of Bozo, Kukla, Fran, Ollie and Garfield Goose. Now I'm a little jealous of Seattle.

You know no one ever buys this for themselves. It's the kind of almost cheap, useless gift you get from your cousin who's hoping to mooch off your home and food, but doesn't know you well enough to have a clue about what you like.

Makeup and heels in the field always seemed to work for the scientists on the CSIs and Rizzoli and Isles. Maybe you're sciencing wrong?

The law — British or American — should automatically grant surviving spouses positive, sole responsibility for decisions when someone is incapacitated or, in this case, dead. Reminds me of the Terry Schiavo case, with the parents blocking the husband’s decision. When I got married, I was turning over my life to my…

The raising also led to the placement of outhouses under the new, high sidewalks. In the old Polish neighborhood, going to take a dump was referred to as going to see Johnny (some say Joe) Podziewalkiem — John under the sidewalk. (Can I get out of the grays for this?)

That “bizarre” one is a Stan Freberg production, and not at all bizarre in the context of his other ad work. (P.S.: I would like to attend a live showing of classic commercials, just so I could be the guy in the back yelling “Freberg! Play Freberg!”)

So ... Where does plaster fit in?