Dude, I am *still* thinking about that Floyd penalty call. That ref had money on the game. It's the only explanation that makes sense.

The Patriots are trash.

man, that double-doink really did break your brain

I have Charlize on my fantasy team

It seemed vaguely familiar, it must be why I liked it so much!

just here in 2019 because the Kinja-rithm kicked it to me

[neighbors walk their dogs by my house]

that halftime video is the greatest video you’ve ever posted, man

Or a sibling!

“Actually, I drink because of the first game.”

I am so mad that I have to agree with your “Go Patriots” right now

Right on, that’s fucking perfect. I thought “cracker” was specifically a Georgia/Florida thing, describing the white dudes who were wielding whips in the cowboy era there. Your updated definition works. But is Mayock one of these guys? 

dude, you’re not important enough to the gub’mint, this persecution fantasy is sad. And if you were, hate to tell you that you’d be pink mist before you ever squeezed off a round. You lost that battle decades ago.

Bell is living at Brady’s house? That really IS insane!

This is such bullshit. Who cares if he went to the defending champs, as if this was all some game of 4-D chess that he planned all along. Guy's been acting pretty messed up for a while now, and donning a Pats helmet doesn't magically fix that.

I hope Brown gets help. He doesn't seem well.

Imagine being too crazy for THE FUCKING RAIDERS.

best one by far

Mayock's from Pennsylvania, that's not cracker territory.

this was really good and made me want to re-read it now, too