You appear to fundamentally misunderstand how placekicking works, but your GIF game is good so have a star

Hopefully. Also, you blow goats.

THAT S IS FOR SOCIALISM, ISN'T IT

I am so damn proud of her, and those kids and young adults give me hope for the future.

The Bears’ KICKERPALOOZA might have been the stupidest shit a coach ever did. The guy on Opening Day wasn’t even in the KICKERPALOOZA bunch. No one seems to know what the hell that was.

If they were actually trying to evaluate placekickers, yes, but it’s the Vikings so who fucking knows

Literally all of them. Even old man Vinatieri. 

The leap you’re making to assume she can make in-game field goals at the rate of the 32nd-best kicker in the NFL is simply enormous. Fuck dude, that would rule if she could Kathy Ireland that ball. I’d like to see it actually happen one time before decrying the NFL as anti-woman for not employing a kicker. (There’s…

Ray, the video at Eagles practice lacks pads, a rush, or linemen. It’s only representative of her skill as an NFL placekicker like playing Home Run Derby would be for a potential MLB outfielder. Carli Lloyd is awesome. This is a weird stunt to be taking seriously.

blows my mind too, man. I’m not even most disappointed by Trump - he’s been a known quantity of shitty human for decades. All the people who just fell in line because he chose to wear that (R) on his name...sold their soul, and for what?

I think we found Bret Stephens’ kinja username

The tastiest part of all is that it happened because Stephens manually searched for his name on Twitter.

This is looking like what happened. Not the glue part, the first part.

Agreed. I think the Vikings have it worst of all. 

I'm not angry. Like, at all. Nor am I a Colts fan or an Indiana resident. You keep doing you, Buttfumbler.

Everything is political: https://deadspin.com/the-new-yorker-looks-to-a-stupid-man-to-answer-an-even-1829120337

Also very fucked up!

Your usage of the verb "Cutlers" is impeccable.

I guess I'm gonna get my libby lib lib card taken away because I think it's pretty fucked up for him to do this two weeks before the season starts. Shit, dude.