May your laser remain forever unfocused, Megan.

...you poured the gin & tonic in your car?

This is the first Bears-WYTS I can recall where they were actually good the prior year and thus have expectations for the upcoming season.

Maybe in Week 17. Literally never in Week 14. Turn in your keycard at the front desk.

one hundred percent unreasonable and insane

okay, now you’re saying the Rams purposely tanked a Week 14 game that they entered at 11-1 and had the pole position for home-field advantage. This is now the craziest thing typed in this thread.

Ha-HA! Screw that old asshole!

Any higher and the ump auto-calls a ball. 

And I bet that old asshole pitches a 12-foot-high rainbow with backspin. Damn those old assholes, with their decades of experience and training and being better than me at softball. Assholes.

thank you for the reminder that Ted Cruz is such a spineless pile of shit

Uh...you’re surrounded by “bathroom”.

She campaigned for Jill fucking Stein in a Clinton vs. Trump election. She used her voice and influence for that.

Wendy’s social media team deserves a chair at the next Debate

You walk into your house from back from food shopping, and your wife and kids are not to be seen. What you do see is all of your ex-girlfriends, drinking tea with stern looks on their faces. What do you do?

conference cum party

Excellent laser, sir

it’s only funny once, JimJimBob

I agree the cult of Billy is exhausting and frustrating, but daaaaaaamn the Pumpkins had some awesome rock songs.

Uh, he's pretty clearly identified as a fish