I just want to note that you went out of order and the 9-7 Philadelphia Eagles should have been today’s WYTS, not the 9-6-1 Pittsburgh Steelers.

this is fantastic

For the remainder of the preseason, Nagy will make Long barf on the exact same spot of the field until he gets it right.

That looks like a freaking nuclear detonation. Holy hell.

It’s not your fault, Sam

Fuckstick, when it comes to getting murdered by man with a gun WE ARE A THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY NOW

He recognizes the union, but only as a recurring character on Beverly Hills 90120

you even formatted the paragraph perfectly

My daughter found an old pop-top on an island earlier this summer. I tried to explain how they used to work and nail down about how old it must be. I...didn’t know.

came to type the same

username checks out

It’s a cult.

You’re 100% correct with this post. That is the reality of the relationship. WTF, Gizmodo?

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‘member when Bears fans were BIG MAD that Adam Gase was the one who got away?

anyone else feeling really, really end-of-Shawshank kind of happy for reader Marc at the end there?

Thirty. To. Fifty. Feral. Hogs.

wait wait wait...a gun guy...was making a bad faith argument?!?!

Never learned to drive stick. And no, it will never, ever matter.

I really liked Forrest Gump when it came out. I was in high school, the VFX really were pretty great for the era, and Tom Hanks was, well, Tom Hanks.