BAHRAIN DAMAGE

You mean Phree Agency

I’d read that whole article

*caption to headline picture*

can we all agree to try to bring back *cums* more often around here?

What about the ethics of a pitcher who pulls a Busch-league move like swiping at the first baseman's glove?

THEN CHECK THE APPROPRIATE BOX

*updates “Identity of Hemmerling for Mitchell” file*

I just don’t understand the adoption of this terminology. “Black supermoon” doesn’t mean anything. It’s a new moon. 

“I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up.”

More like Madden 76, amirite

And even worse, EA didn’t give him his iconic third leg.

It is a dick! We did it, internet.

Screw it, I say every profession gets their own version of the American flag.

It’s mind-blowing that the announcers didn’t even come close to expressing that sentiment for the entire 2 minutes. 

Fitting that AP's fortunes would flip on him like a switch.

your fucking face is boilerplate

YEEESSSSS I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE STILL ALIVE, DREW

ah yes, the trenchant sports analysis of @ChicagoGuy6969

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