Did that ball have a perfect tight spiral? How did he *placekick* a ball into a tight spiral?

Corey really rose against the opposition on that one.

That punt returner should be fired.

Where were you when they built that ladder to Heaven?

Mushnick, kinda like that lifetime achievement MVP that Peyton Manning got in Super Bowl XLI

If only a political Party would step up and create a Lemon law.

mrblerg gets it. All about the Brenner man, baby.

PANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Who You Crappin’?

Hey, I have a Colorado-shaped cutting board!

just had to say I really appreciated your phonetic spellings of different American English accents. You nailed ‘em.

“Hopeful” is the exact same way I felt after reading that, too. A big ol’ “right on, man.”

Thank you for writing this.

There are a few recurrent jokes on this website that I love.

Where are the Chicago Butts?!

Six of your Butt-22 are on the Chicago Bulls.

I remain upset that the Browns made an AC/DC reference but used the Metallica font. Can that fucking team do ANYTHING right?

that’s the thing. “Hey, Sarah, the ‘10th man’ can’t choose to ‘not show up’. That’s tax evasion.”

WOW.

Johnjay Van Es appears to be the kind of radio dickbag who copies other peoples’ tweets and pretends they’re his own, huh.