Good job, second-place boy.

You guys...stool is another word for poop. I can’t believe I just realized it.

3. Laury, this girl from Mother Mac who made out with me in my dorm room freshman year

this was your finest cooking blog ever

Oh my god, of COURSE you take the $150,000/year Limp Bizkit gig.

Congratulations, you just earned a two-year development deal with ESPN

Yes. The guy who started Barstool is asking that question to one of his female employees.

But but but Erika Nardini is the CEO and she’s a woman so they can’t be all that bad!

She was an all-time train wreck on-stage, and it kinda worked for the Roast setting. But she sure seemed insta-sober for those 10 seconds when she warned about Weinstein.

This list is pretty shitty.

I hope they do. I’d watch that.

I remain firmly against any rock song that uses a child’s chorus.

I can’t believe I’m living in a world where the Yankees are modeling themselves after the Cubs, but here we are.

This is really well-written, and I hope I can get my family and friends to read it, start-to-finish.

You’re so right. And it’s weird as hell that even the most conservative/racist Congress critters wouldn’t want a Hawaii East.

Holy crap. That was amazing.

this is the #AllLivesMatter version of NFL complaining

Help me with this...is this to be taken as a “fuck you, Trump” move or a “SUPPORT THE TREWPS, LIBS!” move?

they could Sedna a friend an email about it

You would have to pay me to go to an NFL game at this point.