I think she was just happy to smell someone whose breath didn’t reek of fried chicken and burger grease.

My favorite game sequels, in order:

Plus most of the cast of ST:TNG could use the extra voice work.

I can understand that. I am excellent at editing other people’s work yet horrible at editing my own, usually because I’m too familiar with my own writing to know when something is wrong.

Back in David Letterman’s heyday, he’d make the same joke on every MLB Opening Day:

At least there’s this:

How can they be sure he’s dead? I mean, doesn’t one pile of dust look like every other pile of dust?

Brandon Routh couldn’t quite cut it as Superman

There are no failures when it comes to science experiments. There are only successes and learning experiences. This was the latter.

Or, just maybe, the bartender is a Conan fan.

Just like yesterday’s video with Judy Greer, someone please alert me when the transcript is posted.

BMI is a horrible indicator of one’s health as it is a one-size-fits-all number that doesn’t work well for those with larger or smaller frames. I used to weigh 280, I’m now down to 180 and at 53 years old I’m probably healthier now than I’ve ever been, but even if I went down to just 80lb, I’d still be uncomfortable…

I’ll admit it: I liked Simers. Yes, he was grumpy and crusty, but he was good at it. Every so often he’d have a great column, such as the one when he and Jeff Kent finally had a confrontation and both came out the better for it.

Congratulations on landing Judy Greer for what I’m sure is a delightful and informative chat that I do not have the time to watch. How about a text transcript, please?

That was right below the Manhattan Salad from, of course, France.

I guarantee you it’s not 1955 times better than A-1.

I’ll give her credit for that. I’ve heard her talk about her really rough days when she’d be appreciative of any work that she could get and it doesn’t seem like success has changed her.

You would seem to have an underdeveloped sense of imagination...

Thank you for your candor. I certainly see the perspective where being asked what your rates were were a way of judging you, to see where you ranked on the scale of sex workers, from women who could live comfortably on one night with Charlie Sheen a month on down to standing on street corners.

Yeah, and for all of his reputation as a show-killer, it took McGinley, what, eight or nine years to kill Married with Children?