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See also: “Hey baby, wanna suck my dick?” / “Fuck off.” / “Screw you, you’re fat and ugly anyway! And you’re frigid! And probably a lesbian!”

lol didn’t watch.

Wow... so she humiliated and used someone as a pawn for laughs?

Thank God you woke up this morning and rushed to Jezebel so you could deliver this hot take. You sound like a very rational and well adjusted individual and I for one hope you can give us more of this level of fine insight. Thank you. Thank you. I am literally standing and clapping in front of my monitor. People in my

Well I agree with you in that I don’t think Amy Schumer is always a shining beacon of feminism but why call her a hack? She is obviously talented, funny and incredibly charismatic and has done a lot of things right to be where she is now. If it is a discussion you seek, starting it off with such a petty statement is

You came into a thread talking about how Amy Schemer handles hecklers well, and started saying she sucks as a comic and hey Maria Bamford. This isn’t an “argument” that people want to engage with you in, because its completely out of left field, it’s a dumb argument because all it is is opinions and of course we’re

Right? We saw Amy Schumer on NYE and it was NOT cheap. Why did Dudebro even go?

No no you see, the hivebrain is allowed to like only ONE token female comedian at a time, and Amy already had her 15 minutes. Now she is problematic, so nothing she says from now on is funny or cool.

I’m sure he thought this witty call-out would result in getting to see her tits, naturally

Yeah, that’s not the point. Don't go to a show and heckle people. Don't be a dick. THATS THE POINT.

Doesn’t matter what she said on stage. They paid to hear her, not him. That’s the only context that matters.

Why does anyone go to a show to yell stupid things at the people onstage? Why did he buy a ticket? Was he given a ticket? Why did he show up? Where’s the fun in yelling stupid shit at someone who has a) a microphone, b) spotlights, c) security, and d) years of professional experience dealing with bozos like you?

Context is everything. He should have kept his mouth shut.

Oh, he was just leaving so she really didn’t chuck him out.

“Don’t pretend you don’t speak English. You just yelled “Show us your tits!...don’t get shy.”

If blind items are to believed, he (allegedly) does it without being asked!

I have to throw people out all the time who yell, “Show me your cock.”

“I’ll show my tits when I want to,” she concluded

I think the only place I ever got kicked out of was health class in 5th grade because I couldn’t control myself and snickered at a cartoon dick becoming erect. I was pretty embarrassed after that. I hope this guy is mortified. Especially since his face will go viral with this video unlike the vast majority of hecklers

“I was going to leave anyway,” says the guy in the very expensive seats who felt the need to ruin the show for everyone else.