three centers, one giant trench coat. problem solved.

Hear me out: Five Centers.

Pat Response to Entropy Results in Heat Death

I’m super excited for Kadrey. He’s an awesome writer and I love his books. I hope it works out. Hollywood buys oodles of books and does nothing with them. I kept thinking Sandman Slim would be a great series instead of a movie. I know Gaiman and Rothfuss are going that way.

My favorite KG moment was when he was doing his fake tough guy act and Anthony Peeler threw a forearm right in his face.

I don’t agree with his Irish-killing policy, but I do approve of his Nazi killing policy.

Trying to catch up on shows like:

Because it’s obviously about his “balls” and not about, you know, running a different phone OS or anything.

Your dick?

Henceforth to be known as Flutternotsoshy!

No one agrees with you.

So with this update, Apple has effectively turned your iPhone into Geocities.

Yeah but on the breathalyzer did he blow a 3-1 lead in the Finals? Didn’t think so.

Just do you job and hold the door.

Then the Takata airbag went off, setting the car in motion because it wasn’t actually in park as the keys fell out of the ignition while running which then lodged under the gas pedal accelerating it away unintentionally where it was finally halted by a volkswagen dealership who promptly lied about the whole thing.

The problem with b) is multi-level...if I was waiting for the Dresden Files based on those criteria, I would be waiting at least seven more years, whereas I’ve read all 15 a couple times by now and they’ve brought me great joy.

Also shutting up the haters of The Dark Knight Rises.

Thank the officials.... get the fuck out of here with that tired bullshit.

The Warriors definitely did a number on the Cavs without Love and Irving. A completely single-handed Lebron only pushed it to 6.

Yeah but then Curry would’ve have to fly Draymond Green in to kick the kid in the junk at some point in the series.