That we’re about to get a lavishly-produced studio science fiction film not based on an existing franchise or a hackneyed action plot, starring two enormously talented and appealing A-list stars and using a no-shit hard s.f. premise as its jumping off point, and most of the io9 readership is shitting on it is a pretty…

Really? When was the other time you saw someone flip a fucking rocket over in space and land it on a barge to be reused?

My Puberty Discovery hattrick would be if both of them got transported to the 25th century.

Glad you made the jump to Deadspin.

Great!

If you don’t shave King James into the side of his head, you need to reevaluate why you became a barber in the first place.

Do you want an army of Space Godzillas? Cuz that’s how you get an army of Space Godzillas.

Neither one was really a clone, if I remember right he just got split into two people both of which had the exact same DNA and memories.

UPDATE: They have decoded it, and it includes text and an image.

Fringe:

Pace notes be like

Yes, one presidency was able to dismantle the whole thing because, relative to other developed countries, our welfare state was hardly ever robust. The Right in the US has also always been more bold than the Right in other countries about its opposition to the welfare state, so a conservative in a similarly-developed…

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key lesson. do not get dunked on or face unbearable shame. to avoid being dunked on, prevent your opponent from advancin in the air byarm bars, forearm shivers and any move that will knock them on their ass and possibly cause them sustained spinal injury.

First the Rosetta stone, now this video. The hieroglyphs are starting to make more sense. All the people and animals are focused on the weeping eye above a goal missing most of it’s netting.

Maybe he’s talking about Tottenham and in a game of soccer?

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