You see, the problem is the fact that they’re not full-time NFL employees. On Tuesday, most go back to their regular jobs as pharmaceutical test subjects or guys who shoot birds at the airport.

“I don’t always spill my beer on people. But when I do, I make sure it’s televised.”

First time a Rams receiver has been successfully targeted since Marc Bulger was under center.

He got shot in the head but it's not life threatening?? Well thank goodness, but wow.

Like RB Antonio Andrews, who said playing in Nashville feels like playing on the road.

“Remember the Titans?”

Considering this is what is at the end of Vasquez Canyon Road, is anyone really surprised?

Nothing will ever top the Beef O’Brady’s Bowl (may it rest in peace). Nothing.

No doubt. I’m just saying, when Bradshaw was one of the few people to actually call the league on its bullshit, seems odd to single him out as some paradigm of NFL apologia.

We also got the rare pleasure of seeing Fox’s NFL panel actually take a dump on the league for failing to act. When Terry fucking Bradshaw is saying the league messed up, it’s a problem.

Unless Greg Hardy was there.

“This would have never happened if the refs had been carrying guns” - Donald Trump

I went to a concert on Sunday and wanted a burger to absorb the large beer I was drinking. I went to the stand and they were only offering Guy Fieri brand products. I didn’t want to support his crap, but I wanted the burger so I walked up to a counter and asked for a burger without “Donkey Sauce” (which is effing…

I respect Bourdain’s insulting ability.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

It comes down to, in that moment, if you consider shouting racist bigotry more or less embarrassing than somebody following it up with completely unrelated and irrelevant devotion to the footballs.

No. I’m pretty sure the “Muslims Suck” one was worse.

Five letters: I-D-I-O-T

“Five letters here, just for everybody out there in Packer land: S-H-A-R-I-A.”