Ridiculed and wasted on this show, but I hope Ryan Cartwright gets another regular gig soon.

This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin and it still says “guilty”... and guilty is spelled wrong!

I shouldn’t have this bar association logo here either...

Who? My name is Miguel Sanchez…

I get this reference...Mr. Hutz

No, Money Down!

Are we still talking about the movie?

No, he’s the Pumaman of superheroes. Aquaman: He swims like a moron!

Great news. I’m high-fiving a million angels!

We used to call well done Tennessee Medium, because those ignorant rednecks would say “medium” and then pitch a fit when their steak came out “raw”.

There may also have been fake students created under this system so that could have allowed $ shifted from them to the embezzlers, but I can’t really say for certain.

Sweet Jesus I am both old and out of touch. I swear I thought Vince Staples was a country singer in the Garth Brooks tradition and am literally shocked to find out he’s a rapper. 

And they never even catch him at the end. Worst noir ever!

I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that b*tch Alice Kramden... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj6aIK_WXhU

Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.

I assume the horror is from the tragic loss of hot pants to the sea.

Shut up and take my money!

Jason Alexander sings the theme song or get the fuck out.

Well he started out as an Imperial pilot but dropped out after he saw them enslaving Wookies. That’s how he and Chewie met in the Legends canon.

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.