The final sentence originally read, “Hanks then asserted his right of proma nocte.”

There are dozens of us!

Jamie’s response to how he lost his hand, “I believe it was a boaking accident”.

Who the hell dreams of being The Vision? “Are you tired of emotions and genitalia? Then come join our team at Northrop Grumman.”

It appears nobody cares about the F&F franchise (or Tyrese) as much as Tyrese does. Christ, what an insufferable prick.

Everyone knows cartoon characters can’t run for office, but this article presupposes maybe they can?

15 comments an hour later and still no Emma Stone jokes?

Good

Yea, that episode is somewhere in my bottom 10 Simpsons’ episodes.

i read there for some time. His writing was always terrible. But the site still had a bunch of writers I liked, that I hoped would leave for greener pastures. A few of them did.

I am predicting beards will be allowed by the end of 2018.

The A.V. Club

Hey! This is Richard Nixon’s Scream Queen rankings. You just crossed out his name and put yours.

Zach Braff told me that The Shins would change my life, but he failed to mention that the only change would be permanent erectile dysfunction.

I don’t even own a William Hughes album.

Completely agree with you while there are episodes that left me much more emotional or stunned at what has happened, mild spoiler but episode 11 could very well be the most devastating this show has produced, this is the episode I just connected with most because of how real and accurate it felt to have depression.

IT 2: Did You Turn it Off and On Again?

I’m gonna go build my own AV Club, with blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the AV Club.

HaHa, he sees pee.