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oh clippy will you ever learn?

tl:dr but good title. this happens to every profession. sooner or later it was bound to happen in programming.

manuals are so much easier and cheaper to fix; 2 words: audi dsg. byebye savings account

people lie about stuff online? get out. I never do. But, that's because I'm an 8ft tall billionaire alien from planet whose name is unpronounceable in your hu-ma-n language.

daily commute

tomcat?

the idea is brilliant, the execution is definitely beta. dirt, water, live things, moving parts could add up to a disaster. at the very least i would add back up cables or a vertical stop to the frame and probably reinforce the corners with joist reinforcement plates.

thank you, sometimes the internet is full of surprises. it's very refreshing to see this kind of attitude.

I don't have anything good to ask, and I probably missed the q&a anyway...but i would like to know if all those plaid shirts are from a personal collection or if they are picked out by a team of stylists?

lane splitting is legal in many states including the one where i reside

all those problems are solved by buying a motorcycle. nothing puts a smile on your face like zipping from 0-60 in under 4 seconds. you'll never have to sit in traffic (ahh the joys of splitting lanes), or deal with looking or paying for parking. sometimes ill pass some miserable fuck in an econobox or minivan and pop

tl:dr here is a picture of a kitten instead

i wanna swap all the wall outlets with usb wall plates. something shiny, aluminum and powered by ivy bridge wouldn't hurt either

that screwdriver in the picture is a good blank for a shiv.

im not gonna tell you what my fav subreddit is because I'd like to keep my star

because he is a pretty pretty lady

with 500mhz processor and 10gig of hard drive space? that one? that's cutting edge technology let me tell ya. I think most people when they say "i wanna buy a laptop" mean something from this century.

magical, revolutionary, best ever... yaaawn... faster.... zzzz zzzz

medical bracelets with your blood type and allergies and medications are pretty common. besides im having trouble imagining a scenario where you are on the edge of death and the emt is flipping through the photos on your phone. i believe theyd get fired and sued for that sort of thing.

worlds most desirable steak: kobe seared at the LHC by exotic particles. topped with foie gras and a side of kohlarabi with bacon.