Let’s not forget famed blowhard, Mike Francesa being absolutely wrong again;

For what it’s worth, I don’t think he’s going to hit .167 all season.

He’s like a create-a-player when you have no interest in playing fair.

Damn, I would have killed to have so many girls interested in mainstream gaming when I was in high school. All these boys are lacking vision: a shared interest is an unbeatable icebreaker. Dumbasses.

Every single time we make a stride towards some form of gender unity in this community it gets massively undercut by some assholes who think it’s somehow an invasion of their turf.

Don’t forget Malone’s experience in the public sector during his stint for the US Postal Service.

Can you imagine a car company doing something like that today? Circumventing a bad review by just... going to geographical places where that review would most likely to hold the least amount of weight?

Does this bandanna make me look fat?

Plus every time you say it an eagle “CAWS!!!” in the background.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

So a white dude spent the month blowing up a city but its the immigrants we should fear.

BREAKING: GRAND CAYMAN JUST AWARDED PRO FRANCHESES IN BASEBALL, BASKETBALL, HOCKEY, AND FOOTBALL. NOW PREMIERE FREE AGENT DESTINATION.

Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.

As Stormy Daniels said.

Hope they hammered out the details in the divorce.

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Yes, but hating and killing people is what christians like to do. christians gotta christian.

If you think that’s stupid, the Browns hate kneeling so much they refused to go into the victory formation all season.

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

I recommend that any person who does analysis or predictions in the media (politics, sports, Hollywood rumors, whatever) should have a permanent tally of what they got right or wrong. This should be displayed by their name any time they make an appearance or are referenced. Once they fall below 50%, they are labeled…