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Struggling so much with their picks this year? You guys have got the wrong Manning pictured.

Nobody here cares about goddamn punters.

They couldn't have done much better in finding a seasoned host for this job

I get what you're saying, but I think you're misreading what I was going for there. It was the combination of never playing with no medical knowledge. Therefore, he's neither qualified to speak to the physical effects, nor is he qualified to speak to the personal/psychological effects, since he never played and…

Yep, totally the same. On the one hand, an organized game where you get hit on literally every play at some positions. On the other hand, the chance of accidentally running headfirst into a tree during a game of tag. I just ran the numbers and the potential for head trauma is identical for both.

This Terrible Column Is Why People Hate The Greeks

Thursday games will continue until morale improves.

I'm not even going to pretend I read this. Just hit the fucking star and recommend this comment.

NY pizza >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chicago pizza

New Jersey is salt-water taffy?

I would disagree. I'd say pork roll, egg, and cheese on a bagel is our dish if we aren't allowed to claim pizza.

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Yeah. I don't have an answer on Gary Nova. He can be occasionally brilliant (see: both Arkansas games, Fresno State this year) but when he stinks, he really stinks. And he's not gotten any better at avoiding the meltdown games over the course of his career, which is the real worrisome part. He'll be fine as a senior…

Didn't the very person Deadspin hired to write about these types of things explain the situation? Yes, with the benefit of hindsight, it's obvious that just letting it heal on its own would have been better, but it's possible that infections develop infrequently enough or are usually not so severe as to require…

The bad luck of the early aughts

12. Sticking your head in the oven

Okay, look. There are certainly tons of assholes when it comes to discussions about weight. Literally there are tons of them. But it's not super helpful to dismiss everyone who thinks that there's an obesity crisis in this country as fat-shaming jackasses. It's also kind of frustrating that every time there's an…

Putting Fuld behind Longoria is an open invitation to walk Longoria. Saving the threat of Delmon Young (which, lol, but compared to Fuld...) neutralizes that, though as it turned out the bottom of the order rallied and Young was needed to PH for Molina. Which is fine, then you can move the pitcher's spot down to the…

I think I remember that... wasn't he incredibly pissed too? Then again, I think anyone would be.

So they used basic histology to quantify different portions of the nuggets, which is kind of a crappy method to quantify things. Also, this study has no control comparison to regular chicken, which is pretty silly considering that not a single thing they mentioned is something you couldn't find on a piece of chicken.…