Nobody here cares about goddamn punters.
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The really amazing part is how someone managed to run 83 plays against Wisconsin.
Yes, you need to have played a sport to know anything about it. That's flawless logic.
Yep, totally the same. On the one hand, an organized game where you get hit on literally every play at some positions. On the other hand, the chance of accidentally running headfirst into a tree during a game of tag. I just ran the numbers and the potential for head trauma is identical for both.
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Thursday games will continue until morale improves.
[should've known I'd be beat to this joke]
Yeah. I don't have an answer on Gary Nova. He can be occasionally brilliant (see: both Arkansas games, Fresno State this year) but when he stinks, he really stinks. And he's not gotten any better at avoiding the meltdown games over the course of his career, which is the real worrisome part. He'll be fine as a senior…
Why is it that Trent Richardson could get a 1st round pick but Christian Ponder wouldn't get a 4th?
The bad luck of the early aughts
Is ESPN actually going to get a real host for this show? There was nothing worse than Jalen Rose being the one trying to direct traffic or throw it to a commercial.
12. Sticking your head in the oven
What wasn't the same? The team still stinks.
I'm so glad this Columbia University random woman was able to get a major career boost.
Putting Fuld behind Longoria is an open invitation to walk Longoria. Saving the threat of Delmon Young (which, lol, but compared to Fuld...) neutralizes that, though as it turned out the bottom of the order rallied and Young was needed to PH for Molina. Which is fine, then you can move the pitcher's spot down to the…
Yeah. I think it was near the end of a first half of a game and he was definitely upset.
Can you guys find video of the time Manning faked a spike (to stop the clock) and ran for a TD, only to have it called back because the refs blew their whistle thinking he'd spiked it?
Well at least one Jaguar is blocking something this year.
Thanks for moving the goalposts. You said "most of Tampa Bay probably ignored the Rays game." I presented evidence that, no, it's likely a good portion of Tampa Bay did not ignore the game. Now we're arguing attendance? They play in St. Pete, not Tampa. In a crappy stadium, in a crappy location. Doesn't everyone…