Let’s get it out of the way now... this is THE worst bumper sticker, bar none:

Oh sure, the Jeep kit costs $49 but the frowny-grill kit, lift kit, mud tires/wheels, LED light bar, “Jeepin’ “ spare-tire cover and Punisher stickers push it to$135 and then I still have to buy the Lego Mall Parking Lot kit to pose it in.  This fucker is a major investment at that point.

Sending Hermine home was so fucking bad and dumb. Yeah, her stuff was awful this week, but so was Laura’s, and Laura has sucked multiple times (as you, and Noel, pointed out). Hermine has been star baker twice. Laura has been bottom 3 basically every time. Plus, from a purely PR perspective, it looks REALLY BAD to…

When you're a star, the let you do it.

“Oh Cock” and “No Cock”, obviously.

Interesting. So if there is water, that means there could potentially be life. What life is found in water? Whales. So logically, soon we should find:

Makes you wonder what Ted Cruz’s wife found on his phone that he’s trying to launch a DOJ investigation.

You’re probably going to fucking die in a flaming mass of splattered flesh and crumpled bones with the jetpack, but it still beats flying with United.

Dude.....Just buy a modern mountain bike. 

Hey everyone,

It’s so fucking satisfying to hear her calling out the hypocrisy and non-evidential citing of wives and daughters in these kinds of statements. 

What would Cleo McDowell say about this?