It’d be like getting murdered by a cheeseburger.

Stripes is a fantastic film.

Brother bought a cheap scooter, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid for some Lime
She bet on Lime and the scooter, she watched them break down
She bet on Lime and the scooter, she watched them break down
She bet on Lime and the scooeter, she watched them break down

She bet on Lime and the…

This is a very underrated comment that won’t get the stars it ultimately deserves, and that makes me sad.

Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.

I was able to prove that I could switch a poor and a rich person’s lives - for science. Of course, I ended up losing much more in the end.

Screenshat.

Wow, we could really rock down to electric Rivian blue

Я вижу что ты тут делал.

Чем меньше ты знаешь, тем лучше!

Starred for Live being a steaming pile portion of your comment, not for the Gin Blossoms portion.

I’m guessing so it would fit in a suit jacket pocket. Literally playing it close to the vest.

Right make, wrong model. Since he says he doesn’t need a truck or SUV, go for the grand daddy Lincoln, the Continental. This 2017 is right on budget at $29,998.

See here is your problem. Your using logic. This is an Italian car, you don’t buy it because it makes sense. You specifically buy it because it does not make sense. And then you grin from ear to ear every time you turn the key and scoot down the road wth purpose to be a menice to society.

Cadillac is the Harley Davidson of cars.

Dear Penthouse,

Subaru’s internal report said it wanted to “break out of the bottom” and improve to 101 problems in 2019, then move up to “middle ranking,” with 90 problems in 2020. But in the 2019 results, released last week, it finished seventh from the bottom, with 113 problems.

citation needed

Just the other day, my girlfriend originally from West Virginia was telling me how much I’d like the Mystery Hole. I was a bit disappointed to learn it was not a euphemism.

No love for the Taurus SHO?