Color me shocked if Cheeto vonTinyhands isn’t a majority shareholder in a coathanger manufacturing concern.

Only slightly less creepy than the Ford Motor Company doing the exact same thing IRL for the Pinto fuel tank recalls. https://www.tortmuseum.org/ford-pinto/

Trailblazer was a rolling POS originally. All the power of a lame v6 with the fuel consumption of a v8. Uncomfortable, ugly, and spot on GM of the ‘00s

No.  Hyphenated last name.  Giraffagarofaluffalo-Buffalo

Lindsey and Nancy, handbags at dawn on the Mall.

You know who likes cars that transcend barriers and blend into any environment in an economic classless way? Serial Killers. Ted Bundy drove a beetle for chrissakes.

Ask Tom, ask anyone really who’s looked for a car in the last few years. You want to improve the dealership experience, look to remove the dealership entirely short of closing the transaction. The more like Carvana you can be, with real answers and transparency online the more satisfied customers you’ll have.

It’s nuts that they’d be lugging these everywhere.  I’m sure they’re bolting with the rubber to Houston, where Craigslist and tons of little tire shops will make wheely short work of the rubber. 

Yeah, heaven forbid something about this build was odd...

The budget addition was suggested by new Athlete Representatives Ryan Lochte and Rob Gronkowski

Or maybe San Antonio at the Factory, instead of the paper pushers.  Plus hills, plus better food, plus not MetroPlex.

Would go nicely with this:

B is automatic with every Vegan I’ve ever met. It’s name, I’m a vegan, and then other info as required.

Just remember, you can’t spell F1 without Azerbaijan...

Don’t use much A/C?  My average month in Texas is over 2000kwh in the summer. 

You’re wrong.  That is all.

Checks out.

CW McCall feels your concern.

Needs more NHL 94

That’s the signal for a whorehouse.