No, no.  Rest assured you simply missed the point.  

I’m calling the entire thing fake right now before it inevitably comes out that this is a hoax (should anyone care enough to bother with getting to the bottom of this). I’m not accusing the player of making it up himself, but whoever typed this is just some troll looking to create controversy, and is definitely not an…

Don’t you have parents or girlfriend who’ve told you those shoulder length dreadlocks look disgusting and are certainly not attractive…

I’m a 51 year old man who owns a lightsaber, several droids, a robotic dinosaur, and at least 3 pairs of Star Wars boxers - one of which I am currently wearing.

The cars in Gran Turismo, don’t have individually moving parts, like arms and legs, and there aren’t over 100 cars on-screen at a time being accurately modeled with regard to power, weight, elevation, aerodynamics, etc. The game actually has a lot more going on than a typical car racing game, and they want it to be…

Apparently, it wasn’t even because he was on the Z1. The article mentions other competitors on it as well. The dispute weirdly seems to come down to the fact that he obtained the Z1 nefariously. It seems like if he had earned the Z1 legitimately, then he wouldn’t have been penalized for using it. So the suspension…

Eh, I’m fine with each bike having advantages/disadvantages. It becomes Chun-Li vs. Ryu. If you want to use Chun-Li? Fine. Sagat? Go for it. Pick whichever Character (Bike) fits your fighting (Riding) style.

Technically you could argue the same thing about actual bike racing, although I suppose actual bike racing probably lacks one bike that’s specifically better than every other one (and has sweet lights).

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

The real scandal here are those garbage PS1 Gran Turismo 2-ass graphics.

He is also not asking for directions to the library, nor the discoteque.

Except that a court of law and several doctors agreed that she wasn’t.

A court ruled she was born in 1989. 

Then, early in the second set, he’s recorded telling the ball girl that she’s “fantastic,” “very sexy,” and asks her if she feels “hot ... physically or emotionally.”

EXACTLY. I don’t know when the “I don’t need no stinkin’ expert” phenomenon began and I can only hope it’ll reach its zenith soon, but I wish people would even consider the notion that a layperson cannot correctly assess everything. If you are even remotely familiar with diagnostic criteria, let alone discerning it in…

Rough morning here for Italians.

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

Wait, is this a thing? I once had a 15-year-old boy in my summer school class who made me feel uneasy for some reason I couldn’t put my finger on, and he turned out to be a 22-year-old Ukrainian national who’d overstayed his visa and was paying some family to “adopt” him. He’s now in prison on a bunch of charges.