Thank you. And silly me read the article despite knowing this.

Whew, I thought this was about the actually relevant Joe Jackson (who is only 63).

Ejaculating is hard work.

“A dual Smoke and Carbon Monoxide alarm is displayed in a Home Depot store February 19, 2004 in Mount Prospect, Illinois. Photo: Getty”

All a malicious actor needs to carry out the brute force attack, per Hickey, is “a turned on, locked phone and a Lightning cable.”

So... is this going to lead to useful research on how to reduce chronic pain in non-prosthetic parts of the body? Or should we just keep begging our doctors for opioids?

Eh, depends on the font size.

The Hela outfit is sloppy and ill-fitting.

You lost me at “Short”.

This requires an inordinate amount of trust in TryNinja.io. 

“scheduled for launch around 2018"

The bloomthat.com site appears to be down.

Some people live far away from their parents.

“Tone is almost silly in its simplicity.”

Did we ever figure out what work she had done to her face since the last movie?

As many times as it takes to get a movie starting Julia Roberts as Morris.

Too soon.

When does the unnecessary Hollywood adaptation come out? Who will play her love interest?

Hmm.

I see no reason to think he does have a sense of humor about this. If he’s on record for liking pouches, that’s all this is. If he wants to make fun of himself, he’s not doing that here.