“You doctored a smile, soft-serve chocolate light. See no evil, curl TV.” Slam. 

Right on. Outrageous. He should have phrased it differently. “Such a bad thing, really, totally bad. The worst thing, and not necessary - let me tell you, I’ve known people, good people that will tell you the same thing”

I see you’ve never had employees before.

Yeah, but who made those doctors and nurses, huh? Religious idiots 1, infidels 0.

Any reason why you chose that hotel over any other? Because from this article it just seems like you chose the most expensive instead of the best.

*infantilizing. From infantile. Not from fanta. But I bet you knew that. I hope you someday find yourself in a mentally and emotionally mature state and understand what drives a person or a family to attempt what’s being discussed here. And no, you do not understand in the slightest. And it’s probably not because…

Woody Guthrie might not be the best example to mention here though...

All complaining male streamers should wear low cut V-necks to flaunt their own secondary sex characteristics for better ratings, and then complain when it doesn’t work that way. Or is that exactly how it works? Either way, humans are fucking weird and I don’t enjoy this anymore.

That was a thing of beauty right there. Vintage internet star for you.

Care to make a tally on how many innocent civilians have died as the direct result of America’s “legitimate” attacks on countries you’re not at war with? I completely agree with the sentiment of this article. 100%. 9/11 should be fucking minimized in light of how many innocent civilians have perished thanks to US…

Tell us more, phil.

I don’t know where you buy your cars or touch screens, but I think any person with access to Google will be able to tell you that no, that touch screen will not cost anywhere close to half the price of a new vehicle. FFS.

That’s not how language works. Even in Italian it would read as “the Ferrari theFerrari”. There’s no discrepancy in translation when it’s just an article and a noun. It’s a stupid name. La Ferrari di Ferrare would make slightly more sense, but as has been pointed out: what will you call the one after that? Dumb name,…

Meh indeed. Not only did you put a lot less effort into writing your story than nearly all others, you start off by saying “Meh... I win...” which of course you don’t, because nearly every story that’s been featured has quite a bit more win than yours. Plus no one else started off by saying they won. It’s not about…

Oh come on man. Nancy Sinatra sang it. Cher covered it. Which implies she also sang it, obviously. I don’t know why this got me so worked up but fuck everything.

Something something Wikipedia Pierre Laval Pétain Vichy Charles de Gaule. Am I doing it right?

If you’re repeating inane slogans that can be refuted with literally 10 seconds of googling, the onus kind of is on you, but you seem like an especially shitty kind of snowflake and I doubt you could get that far. I bet you Google with leading questions as well, you miscreant.

You’re showing too much of yourself in every non-comment and really badly written non sequitur.

You’re not smart enough to be on the internet.