That’s it, I’m gonna start my own website! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the website!

No fair having the two best jokes on here.

If we just had more Omars on the streets this drug crisis would be over in a week.

Even his autocorrect is refusing to help him at this point.

If I did either of those things I would be guaranteed support from Republican voters and the GOP establishment if I ever ran for public office.

Yup. The next two WC’s are being held in countries that enforce anti-gay laws. What do they care that the US is currently doing a little bit of anti-brown people stuff? This is all about the FBI and DOJ.

It’s nice to see the governor acknowledging climate change

Cinema is art, right?

Sean Hannity thinks people in real life have the threshold for anger and offense depicted in the “Tastes great / Less filling” ads - I guess because he himself does?

(Perhaps “Colostomy Bag?”)

You deserve to know that some people read the whole sentence.

I don’t get why you dumb libtards try and take the things he says he’ll do and use his actual past actions to refute them.

Also are teachers with less training than cops going to be held to the same standards than cops? If a teacher with a gun panics and runs away will s/he be fired? If a teacher accidentally shoots a student, what happens? Are we going to allow teachers to shoot a student because he reached for his waistband like we…

She needed a security detail to leave the CNN Town Hall? How terrible for poor, poor Dana. I suppose she’s pretty lucky the students and parents were only yelling at her and weren’t, you know, carrying guns...

The fact is the position of the NRA and their supporters is based upon fear. The entire idea of a gun is that you are afraid... always afraid. Afraid of black and brown people, afraid of the terrorists, afraid of the government, afraid of their neighbor, afraid of themselves. They watch media that tells them to be…

I really wish somebody would just shoot Wayne LaPierre in his mother fucking face.

Yes. Gun shows are military cosplay, basically.

Thoughts and prayers

Hey guys, Trump is a bit of a huge cunt.