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I can’t help but feel like if this had happened when Obama was president no one would bat an eye or complain about it.

That is the Russian cruiser Aurora. From Wikipedia: At 9.45 p.m on 25 October 1917 (O.S.) a blank shot from her forecastle gun signaled the start of the assault on the Winter Palace, which was to be the beginning of the October Revolution.

For the first time in 144 years Chicago did not see snow in January or February. Looks like the need for a fleet of ice breaking ships is literally melting away.

I hate when I am watching a legitimately purchased DVD and I have to stare at a ‘illegal downloading isn’t a victimless crime’ notice. I bought this f*cking DVD so obviously I didn’t steal it.

(this isnt about safety)

Much easier now to just pull it out of their checked luggage when it gets to the US and search it that way.

I’m so sure Tomi is more liberal than she leads us on. I don’t think she buys even 50% of what she says.

Riechshtagg fire 2 electric boogaloo here we come!

Literally disenfranchising people. Just so you know, its against flight procedure to allow electronics stowed in checked baggage with lithium ion batteries because of the chance of thermal runaway. Therefore, if you can’t bring your electronic device into the cabin, you usually can’t bring it on the airplane at all.

So if I put a condom in my vag my cramps will become less painful and I’ll stop growing cysts on my ovaries? Come on, dude... have a conversation with a (willing) woman about birth control.

That would then just fall under sex education. You know, that thing that pretty much every other country (at least western countries) does quite well except for the USA? Also, that information could just come as a pamphlet or the pharmacist could tell them. They tell me of all the potential side effects of any

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

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This is for those among us that think the rural Trump supporters will wake up and smell the coffee once they notice the factories aren’t coming back and now they cannot afford the cheap healthcare ACA granted them; here’s a woman crediting Donald Trump, president for all of two months who has yet to sign a single

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

Love Actually

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

He was making acid wash jeans.

The new mumps are artisanal free-range organic mumps though.

So you want some 2D animation? Sure.