Donald Duck was right. Chipmunks are cute until they burrow and undermine your patio, front walk, eat your vegetables and succulents, tear up your patio cushions, and nest in your barbecue. We live in a suburban area with deer, racoons, squirrels, and possums, and chipmunks are the biggest assholes of any of them.
They ate my cherry tomatoes. Literally took a single bite out of every one. But I forgive them. I planted on their turf so that was on me.
Yeah it goes right into the sink to be filled with hot water, not on the counter at all.
You should have seen the riff-raff assaulting our demesne -- it was like the liberation of Paris!
Starred for alliteration :)
Perhaps you should never talk again?