Boxing is brutal, but for sheer volume of mayhem, you can’t beat football

Yes. The privilege of seeing wild animals should be reserved solely for those with the means to go on safari to hunt them down and kill them, or those unfortunate enough to get eaten by them in the wild.

put us behind bars and force us to fuck for survival

Audi backwards: I Don’t Understand Automobiles

I just shuffle along with traffic, occasionally letting out a soft “moooo” or “baaaaa” under my breath - seems to calm everyone right down.

I did this - once. Got everything in the pockets, went through and picked up the jacket, and that’s when something heavy in a pocket swung over and whacked the side rail of the conveyor belt. I was pretty sure that I had broken my phone (it was OK) but the thought of completing my business trip with a busted phone…

I have forgotten and left liquids in my bag before, but I’ve seen people get called on their liquids a couple of times, and got behind somebody in Boston who turned the short pre-check line into a regular long line with a simple water bottle.

I’m thinking the way you eat for a full year is a lifestyle, not a diet

Is it hard to come up with story

We’ve kinda made the call to toss the Nazi art, music, and writing, but not the Soviet Bloc stuff or the British Empire stuff, soooo...sorry, Leni, but we’ll stick with Rudyard Kipling and Edgar Rice Burroughs, OK?

Hold me closer Tiny Death Star, count the X-wings on the highway

Excellent story, but these two lines really stood out for me:

Your fallacy is in thinking that public perception somehow influences the judicial branch (it doesn’t)

Our local theatre has some movies priced at $12.29 (The Boss), others at $13.79 (Barbership) with a few at $17.79 (BvS: Real 3D)

Shoulda changed the name to The Magnificent Seven, or The Departed, or The Lake House, or Point of No Return

Yeah, I generally avoid the produce. The non-perishable stuff seems consistently lower than the markets, though.

Well said. Completely agree that American luxury is not about cruising the Autobahn. In the centers of wealth and commerce here, it’s about causing heads to turn in envy that you can afford a car that costs more than their homes, all while creeping along at 5 mph on the 405. But when that ever-elusive spot opens up in…

Hey, nice city ya got dere. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it.

The Lincoln, and the Cadillac. Two sure signs of fail:

They thought the chains were godunov for the job