I had a shower beer last summer, after not having one for about 20 years. It was glorious. Plus I got the opportunity to explain the concept to my horrified wife.

Did he sleep with Skipper’s mom?

That’s not barrie nice.

No, he discusses that. His point is that the scholarship students may be marginal (in the sense that they wouldn’t come to the school absent the team). So if that’s true (big if), and they don’t crowd out other students who would pay more (big and), then they bring in some revenue that otherwise the school wouldn’t…

Of course ISIS is a fictional enemy!

Sepp Blatter and the Goblet of Slavery

LOL pwned pngned

Pete Carroll? Is that you?

And I could read about those anywhere. Where else would I read about the wonderful, magical, Canadian story?

+1 1949 Buick Roadmaster

BUT WHAT ABOUT MAMULA?

Or that she’s from Detroit.

Why are you posting GIFs from a 2003 Expos game?

They wait until their animals die of natural causes after a long, health life.

So by saying they’re not able to publicize this, the Yankees are getting a lot of publicity out of this. Hmmm...

Corey Perry: You’re gonna hear me score...

I understand that boxing isn’t nearly as popular as it used to be, but surely things haven’t gotten so dire that reporters need to be starting beefs over who read a press release the fastest.

I thought he got his nickname because he proves the unexpected virtue of ignorance.

Because I’m a fucking idiot.

It’s a berry, berry good point.