“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Keep on kicking ass little dude.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

My prayers and thoughts for his family.

If you were 14 when that movie came out, it was awesome. I was. It was.

I have to say, this feels like a real win for Kotaku, GameStop, and journalism in general. Nicely done.

Great news; your efforts just made a lot of people’s jobs easier. Thank you, Jason!

That statement is missing a couple instances of ‘innovative’, ‘disrupt’, and ‘engagement’, but with a few tweaks I think that kid will be ready for his SXSW speech.

See this is EXACTLY what Kotaku is good for and should do more often. Actually call out GAMING related companies and businesses that conduct shady business practices at the expense of their employees and gamers alike.

This all very informative, but let’s cut to the chase. What superpower did Scott Kelly gain from his year in space? That’s all we want to know.

You said they were “Identical Twins.”

It’s poorly worded. One twin stayed on the ground as the control, and the other (Scott) went into space for a year. Rae Paoletta wrote:

It’s classic dictator chic. Look familiar? (Ivanka’s practically in Evita’s exact dress!)

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom isn’t just for PlayStation 4. Bandai Namco today announced the RPG sequel is coming PC this year as well. Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown, also initially announced for the PS4, is also headed to PC, as well as Xbox One.

That fact doesn’t make him the popular choice. That makes him the choice that was gerrymandered in. As a republican, I know this as fact. Why don’t you?