Hate to be That Guy, but how much of this dickish comment is based on pure, dumb ignorance?

“There is no microSD card slot, nor is there a headphone jack”

I’ve found the best way to properly store wine is in one’s body, via the mouth.

... wait, what? Wait until you get to the end of the sentence, then try to tap accurately enough between the letters of the error to correct them? Let your autocorrect believe that all those wrong words are OK? Christ, no. It’d take me a half hour per sentence that way. I teach that motherfucker what it did wrong as…

10 minutes is normal.

Correction- the SECOND most annoying feud. The feud between Amazon and Google is infinitely more annoying. No YouTube app on Firesticks, a goofy process to get Google store ebooks to work on Kindles, etc. Blah.

Meanwhile, the text on Killmonger’s suit reads “Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine”

Really? Nobody is going to ask about that name? You can’t tell me that’s the name on the birth certificate.  That being said...there are some really unusual people out there so who knows, right?

man, robots today are lazy af.

+1 meep.

Finally get to use one of my favorite gifs.

Big deal, Chicago has had open air urinals for ages, they’re called “alleys”.  

Obligatory.

If you are truly lazy and live alone, you probably eat food directly out of the take-out container.

Carol Brady never cooked. Alice did all that work.

I would rather watch a movie about the mustache drama than the actual Justice League movie.

What if they were Kenobi’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommates?  

Here’s a spoiler for Episode 9. Half of the fans will love it. Half of the fans will say it’s the worst thing ever and JJ Abrams ruined their childhood. And we’ll all argue about it online forever.

That opening gif is not representative of the reaction she would have. That’s more of an “Oh you..” instead of the more real “What the fuck Adam?!”.

Wow...use for 2 hours of big O’s.......

Wow...use for 2 hours of big O’s.......