Best Stare In Baseball

Classy!

Backwash? Since when do hockey goalies suck from the nipple of their bottle much less screw off the top before taking a drink? I've always seen them squirting it in their mouths, which by definition means that their lips don't actually touch the bottle and there will be no backwash..

If you react that badly to water, you're probably one of those "Signs" aliens. Corey Crawford just saved humanity.

There's no way of knowing.

"What was it like out there? Better than those days in the fab five?"

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"Sometimes in life, you just have to let go." -Owen Hart

"Life is tough. You don't get a lot of chances. So sometimes you just have to shoot blindly and hope good things happen."

"Sometimes in life, you gotta go to the bathroom." -Ben Roethlisberger

"Sometimes in life, you get stabbing pains in your sides. That's probably just cramps from lack of potassium." - Ray Lewis

I see a penis head and two thumbs up from a nail biter.

Now the question is if Knoblauch knows that is a guys ass.

That's funny. Hi! I enjoy all the Eli jokes, as much as the next person. I mean, how could you not? Manning face is epic!

Aaaaaand, I'm dead. Why is the pail so small? Oh shit. This is too good.

@darrenrovell: Lots of kids potted up on weed and acting like buffoons.

The hookers know, they know. So do their dry cleaners.

He just wanted to get used to seeing him behind glass.

Pouncey framed Hernandez.

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