Somehow the shitty ice surface is still better than what the Bears usually play on.

That's not shocking.

To be a dick, no because fuck Wichita.

I'd be upset too if my team was suddenly unable to win going into tourney time

looked like the right call to me

So, there weren't any spare loaves of bread or fish in the airport Chili's To Go?

Wrong. Yuengling Light. Actually tastes like beer, is actually light beer.

...but 137 calories is awfully high for this category. But so is 6 percent alcohol.

Will, I feel just terrible for you that your local liquor stores don't stock the best light beer available.

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.

For the record, if you went through his phone to see what he was up to when he was not around, you are the very definition of a snoop, meaning that it is "your style."

I don't know what makes her more naive, that she didn't suspect him of cheating or that she actually expects him to read that entire letter.

If Gisele ever leaves him, Tom Brady and Wesley Iwundu would make a perfect couple.

Rookie Twitter mistake. You're supposed to retweet that stuff.

Who are the tall ones with the cans?

Make it like NFL Blitz. 1 free point if you want it, 2 points if you go for it.

It is spreading

Actually, if you know Torin's story, you know his parents were both laid off during the recession, they had financial difficulty as a family, and Torin's success at the X Games and jump to the pro level was to help his family put food on the table. Don't let stereotypes fool you.

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

Illinois: New York? No. Chicago hates NYC, but the rest of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about NYC and the whole of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about the large state of New York.
And most Chicagoans hate Wisconsin more than they hate NYC, so I'd say N. Illinois hates Wisconsin. S. Illinois hates Missouri.