The main point I take away from this rant is that the coach is bad in bed.

Size doesn't matter, you say, but your wife will still fake it once every 11 tries.

"A fight breaks out here and the fan is going crazy!"

Side note: Jonathan Martin sucks at memes.

Awesome rebuttal. I picture a psychologist holding a football "Now, show me on this football where the bad trick plays touched you..."

Uh, a lot actually. That's what started his whole public discussion on mental illness and actually took responsibility for his own actions.

I'm not sure, but his past completely discredits whatever opinions he has on non-football topics, let alone society in general, right?

He's had a lot to say about his mental illness and the trouble he got himself into prior to seeking treatment.

Nice throw, pussy. I'm gonna sh*t in a box in your basement.

From what I've seen watching the Salukis play live and on ESPN3, that mustache could probably protect our quarterback better than our offensive line.

When I heard Bill O'Boyle had a new job at SIU, I Salukied my shorts.

Gawker started it last week with two posts. I believe it has to do with the new Arcade Fire album release somehow. Note: no author who has ever bashed PJ has linked to their personal spotify play list or even mentioned what they consider to be great music. In short, it is ye olde The Onion t-shirt: You're favorite…

The number in the oldest Greek versions of Revelations is 616. At some point it was corrupted into 666, and because it takes millennia for the Christian Church to admit it was wrong, most versions of the Bible still say 666.

Since when was it okay to rag on Pearl Jam like they're Nickelback ?

Tom Ley laughs triumphantly to himself as he submits his Eddie Vedder bashing post.

Their live ticket sales say that a lot more people than "nobody" gives a shit about what Eddie Vedder has to say. ZzzzzZzzzz this article. You disappoint Ley.

Wonder if she would've run with 69 or 420?

"I can't take 666, God's already given me a pass on the abortion"

Bitch, God gave you that number. He's probably even saying "It's just a number!" after seeing this.