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I love you, Butters. Always have. But don’t make me choose between you and my Blazers.

I agree, Jesus Christ is bad at kinja. Look at those terrible memes he keeps sending to Curt Schilling.

True that. I’m gonna stick out my S5 for as long as humanly possible; between the water resistance, removable battery, and expandable storage, I can’t really think of any feature that could make me want to abandon ship.

I write sentences like that all the time. And then I edit them, and reread them, and edit them again, and eventually, after a couple dozen iterations, I have a sentence of reasonably intelligible English. I have no idea what the Fuck that was that I just read, but I know that The Raven, had I handed that in my senior

For background: I formally took the ACT twice (over a decade ago, so time may have taken its toll) and both times got a perfect on the reading section. This is only relevant to prove that under time constraints, my reading comprehension is significantly above the mean of college bound Americans.

Get lost with the “selfish” shit.

Hmm. Maybe I need to talk slowly here.

Based on that clip, it’s not so much that he was allegedly snorting cocaine as he was actually snorting baby laxatives.

Peyton Manning has also vowed to play in the Super Bowl with his broken arm.

Mix the white rim glasses with the selfie stick and you have a recipe for super douche.

anyone who posts videos of themselves online is pretty much a massive, narsacistic douche by definition.

Blatt never knew nor understood the NBA. He felt he was unappreciated as a star international coach. Last year in the playoffs the refs had to save Blatt from a series ending technical because Blatt didn’t know NBA rules. The reality was Blatt needed to accept he was barely past rookie level in the NBA and that was

If this game doesn’t convince people that the NFL overtime rules are stupid, I don’t know what will. Who in their right mind (besides Cardinals fans) wanted the game to end before getting to see Aaron Rodgers with the season on the line in a road playoff game in overtime?

The fuck?

I didn’t mean it that way at all. That there are too damn many DUIs to choose from (and several on this list, plus all those I didn’t include) isn’t meant to be a joke. It’s because there’s too damn much driving under the influence (by everyone, not just athletes). The most dangerous thing anyone who drives does is

I starred you, then I took it away

You, sir, have never been 20 minutes outside of downtown Seattle in any direction.

Me too man! As a Seahawks fan, I have to say I was pretty worried that the Vikings were indeed just kidding with that kick. Took a minute for me to relax, I mean, WHEW.

Homeboy needs to take that Christmas tree down.