To the man’s house who does...

You weren’t actually obligated to say that

Yeah I had a friend whose ‘suitor’ put a bomb in her trunk.

Look, I know we all aren’t supposed to like Taylor Swift or whatever, but making jokes about men doing incredibly creepy things to terrorize her seems a little...much?

I understand that it doesn’t MATTER who the father of Mindy Kaling’s baby is but it also WOULDN’T SURPRISE ME if it were B.J.

But why do you want white children to only idolize white people?
Why instruct them that those are the only people who should inspire them?

ooooh a Marc Jacobs mention.

It sort of is, given that Reese Witherspoon’s Nashville based store is called Draper James.

And yet no mention of her New York Times Bestselling lifestyle book “Balancing in Heels” on Deadline or the Muse. WHAT KIND OF REPORTING IS THIS!

never forget.

20% people! Even if the food sucks (not the server’s fault) and even if you didn’t like the service you received (it’s a shit job and I don’t expect to be waited on by a circus monkey). I also tip more on breakfast and lunch if the bill is cheap because an extra $5 can make a difference (spoken from past experience).

The most shocking thing to me is how many women are misogynists and spend their time defending other misogynists. They don’t even realize they are willing participants in their own demise.

*NFL player accused of assault*
“I want to be clear that the story is false.”
*Video of assault emerges*
“You know...Pobody’s nerfect.”

It’s kind of insane that women basically need a full time body camera to be believed in these scenarios.

That’s a lovely pic of Rick Moranis, but what does he have to do with this article?

That looks more like “Oh Daddy, stop!”

I live for this level of petty, especially since it’s coming from my pretend boyfriend.

Not gonna lie, I have to go to a funeral this weekend for a man who was very unpleasant towards women and minorities and I’m really tempted to write “Thanks for your input” in the sympathy card. Of course, he wouldn’t see it and his family would, so the message wouldn’t really get to the actual intended target anyway.

That’s my main complaint about Cards Against Humanity....the people that LOVE IT SO MUCH tend to be really boring in general and bad at walking that line. CAH is to ‘having a dark sense of humour’ is as St. Patrick’s Day is to ‘knowing how to drink/behave at a bar’.

Ok I am giving you a star because yes but also can we please not make references to the dog in the bin? I just keep seeing it so afraid and alone and trapped and I am really, really sad about that, to put it mildly.