Noooooooo this is disappointing. I wanted them to make something really good out of it. Don’t get me wrong, for the life of me I couldn’t see how they would strike the right tone—it’s a much easier thing to do in a trailer than in a full-length movie—but I wanted good cinema to come from this. Sigh.

Am I the only one who would prefer all of these creeps NOT apologise? It’s not like anyone is gaining anything from the perfunctory ‘I’m sorry if anyone felt bad, I need to soul-search and realise how truly amazing I am - so amazing that I don’t need to rape!’

I’ve already been flamed regarding my (correct) option of Reese’s Pieces today, so I shall refrain from telling y’all what I think of Dave Matthews.

Ohhhh no please not Jeffrey Tambor.... god dammit!!!! I’m surprised the Feldman story didn’t get more attention from Jez.

I share my birthday with your mom.

Also Macaulay Culkin.

We have cake and play Trivial Pursuit. It’s nice.

The Rock is the highest paid actor in the world, so I wouldn’t say “he’s on the rise” per se. He is literally at the top of the “A list”. Tyrese is a high B at best.

Too Sad Too Serious

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

Celebrity news is getting so bleak lately that I flinch every time I see an actors name in a headline as I expect it to be yet another sexual harassment story. Oh know! Not Aziz! Oh phew! Never mind.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

Oh, shit! You don’t know what “petty” means, do you?

Here you go: http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/24/politics/trump-denali-mt-mckinley/index.html

I’ll bet William Henry Harrison didn’t molest any one during his Presidency. That’s just the vibe I get.

There is a lot of bad in this dirt bag so lemme focus on this Drake Bday Party which sounds like a blast!

Keeping her support “low-key” means putting money in his prison comissary account. It doesn’t mean being a “star witness” so a child rapist can remain free and his victims don’t see justice. And I liked Minaj too! Now I’m going to have to stop listening to her music! So angry!

I see, so, Ms. Robinson somehow managed to get Maraj’s DNA on her daughter’s pajama pants so she could set herself up for a big payout from Nicki.

I have met him three times and he was a delight and wonderful and we danced a lovely impromptu waltz in a shoe store. Sometimes you should meet your heroes.

I will always have a crush on Goldblum. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO ONE DISPEL THAT HE IS AMAZING I REALLY DON’T WANT TO KNOW.

Lisa Bloom is fucked. She’s going to spend the rest of her career/life dealing with the fallout from Harvey, and it’s a shame because she has a point: she was a well-respected women’s rights attorney. Now she is a...well, she’s an attorney with name recognition.

Her piece made me want to punch her in the boobs. I was freaking livid. She acted like a complete twat.