You forgot the part about “as I, a billionaire who wastes our money on NFTs.....”.

This is a glorious example of why I laugh every time private equity tries to defend itself. Embracer went on an insane spending spree and is now exploding, destroying companies, jobs, and lives in the process. WTF did they think was going to happen? Only the most deluded, Wharton School piece of shit thinks they can…

“I want you, not even paid a living wage, to care about my money as much as I, a billionaire, care about my money.”

Next time I do something stupid I will tell the judge I was on drugs and not in my right mind. Should be fine.

Perry plays Ms. Leopard (a role recorded pre-SAG-AFTRA strike) [...] The episode is set to air in spring 2024.

Ok, I’ll bite, against my better judgment.

You get how your two statements cancel each other out, right?

I didn’t realize I was trying to be a woman, considering I was born male, have a dick, and wear jeans... And I never once said anywhere in my comments that I was trans. How weird for you to just assume that and start reading from your script of hate filled ranting bullshit.

I’m confused. Are we still pretending that public figures sometimes wearing out their welcome by doing or saying stupid or terrible shit is a new, partisan, or bad thing?

“Cancel Culture” exists across the political spectrum (cf. Bud Light). “Cancel Results” are something else entirely . . .

And how many times do they have to be told that nobody transitions in order to win at sports?

“Some people are very uncomfortable about teenagers transitioning…”

Republican = Nazi

I’ll say again: I miss when trolls had to be funny, or clever, or novel in literally any way.

I don’t know if it was woke or not, but the AV Club has always had an anti-being-an-asshole bias. I think the difference now is the constant stream of articles designed expressly for outrage harvesting.

Please post some links to those halcyon days.

The deleted scenes from Muppet Christmas Carol were wild

It was always “woke”, you just weren’t radicalized into culture war idiocy back then.

It’s truly like listening to a retarded parrot speak. Just hit those regurgitated lines of dialogue like the good little hate filled white trash NPC you are.