Good.

Sound logic, fuckwit.

Asking who cares is “taking offense”? Ok sweetcheeks.

Gun locks and lock boxes exist. Mine is bolted underneath my seat. Bolted. Meaning if a thief wants to steal my gun then they have to remove the seat first, and by then I will have walked out and shot them with my other gun.

This is just Japan being Japan.

Exactly - it fails as an action movie. It’s a comedy. That’s the point.

Yeah, but then you have to marry alien animals.

wait why “I love lucy”?

Pretty sure the author said exactly what they meant: that by fading to black and not touching on that scene any further... Elvis sure doesn’t look as bad as he actually was. You have to keep in mind that the average audience is incredibly fucking stupid. I can guarantee you that 50% of the people that see that (at…

This list is shit. Putting F vs J that high up is insanely stupid.

Dennis Leary’s character is the least of the movies problems, but is indicative of the rest of the hack job the writers room did on the script.

Nope. I’m just not a dipshit sticking up for a poorly written, poorly directed and poorly acted movie. 

That’s a weird take to have on a show that is just fart jokes.

How fucking retarded does someone need to be to stick up for such a shit movie?

All of these people are shit people. Fuck ‘em. Who gives a shit.

They’re going straight blumhouse with level of quality.

Because I don’t give a shit about old information about a dogshit movie? Sure that makes sense.

Jesus shut the fuck up.

What a dumb fucking thing to say, especially when large swaths of the country have been (and will continue) dealing with extreme weather.

I thought it was lazy design that felt like shit.