A few years ago, when DC first legalized same-sex marriage, I was getting a suit tailored. As I was waiting getting my pants measured, I was talking to the lady who ran the place and asked "so...how's business going?"

Her eyes IMMEDIATELY lit up, and she said "You have no idea how amazing business is now that…

Hmmm Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan on the left side of the screen, article about threesomes.

"Don't shit on my sex cake"

It's amazing that you say that because that's how I always felt about Stand Out from A Goofy Movie. It is entirely composed of cliched phrases, and I always thought that therein lies its genius.

Hey, a loveless guy in his mother's basement calling an attractive woman "fat!" How incredibly boring!