I hate that I can't comment while I'm at work—that I have to wait until I get home and by then, all the good comments are gone. #timetofindanewjob
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Every Wednesday, I make a complete ass out of myself on the bus ride home. Your recaps are gold.
This was the best of all of the recaps ever. Slow clap and all the gold stars, Mr. Finger.
I could deconstruct this video all day long. Home Depot parking lot (consumerism), the token pool-at-a-mansion shot... I thought it was hysterical. If it's a joke, keep it coming. Wait. If this is a "new hit song', what other songs has she put out?? Must investigate...
Selena Gomez "missed the sun, the sand, her friends—and a time when she wasn't freaked out about being pregnant." Girl, same.
These f-in hackers have got to be stopped. "Comply with our demands"?? F you.
If I ever have a kid, I'm going to raise my kid based entirely on NDT's tweets and speeches. I love him. Like, A LOT.
This kinda makes sense to me, but I'm a true procrastinator. I have no children and yet I still can't find "time" to update my resume and house hunt and go to the gym unless I'm under the gun to get those things done. Like Mr. Cheesy might be going to Singapore for business and I want to go there to visit and we are…
I read this on the Express bus home. In traffic. Hitting pot holes.
Great story. The first time I owned a dog was about 7 years ago when we rescued our first corgi, Camber, from a pet hoarder. She passed away after suffering seizures for about 8 months in January. 2 weeks later, we adopted another corgi, Lily, and she's the biggest goofball, but we couldn't imagine our house without…
I stopped shaving as much. AND I stopped paying for waxing my bikini area. Actually, I've stopped doing too much grooming in that area and paying for it. I can achieve a similar look in the shower, a sharp razor, some yoga, and a good shaving cream, but I don't do it that often. Mr. Cheesy would prefer that that area…
Mos def. Yeah, these friends think that because they eat out ALL THE TIME and they're on a first-name basis with the staff, that I'm impressed. I'm not. Know what I am? Sad for you. And I bet the staff is sad for you, too. I mean, don't you have a home? You know how to cook, I know. I been to your house. Is the…
Who is Blake Lively? I mean, seriously. I'm gonna Wikipedia her and try to grasp why this person—of whom I know nothing about—is suggesting ways on how to live my life.
As a former English teacher, this was a bit grating, but there were certainly LOL parts about it.
THIS is the reason why I need to learn giffing.
There is a time and place for really high heels. I have a pair of Louboutin stilettos that are beautiful, but, oh the planning! Planning? Yes. Am I wearing them: to be dropped off at the restaurant and if so, which restaurant? Where are the bathrooms in the restaurant? Up the stairs? Nope, can't go there in those…
Short men try harder, in my experience. I have virtually no choice but to have dated men taller than me (I am 5'4), but I have dated similar-height men and what's the big deal? Think of all the potentially awesome partners someone passes on because of height... Mr. Cheesy is 5'7 (he insists 5'8, but no...), and he…
Yeah, but she's not like us. I expected better from Bey... I expect better from all celebrities I read about. I mean, isn't that the point? If I want someone like me, I'll call one of my friends. I demand she straighten out this hair mess immediately and go back to sitting on the Celebrity Pedestal!
See? Politeness can get you far in this world. Or, in this case deep-fried sweet potato shavings! (nom nom). I am always polite in restaurants—even when I have to send food back (almost never). I have friends who make it a point to have the wait staff cater to every whim—it's such a turn off. We don't eat out with…
I agree. I have friends who make such a big deal, asking for the chef to come to the table—it's like, if he knows and can, he probably will. Otherwise, leave him alone (he has to cook for the other people who don't know him personally) don't be rude, stop name dropping, tip well, and leave at an appropriate time, so…