That video of Smashmouth guy yelling profanities and insults at the crowd while the band plucked out the intro to All Star is the best thing Smashmouth ever provided to the world.

Minor leaguers don’t make a living wage, if they’re getting some it’s via donation.

Hey now, Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning was perfectly decent-ish!

Cut a decent gash into my left thumb while distractedly cutting an orange a couple of years ago, I guess the scar will be there forever. This taught me I was pretty squeamish because I almost puked over a fairly minor gash. About a month ago I used a potato peeler to accidentally peel off the top, oh, two layers of…

Banshee king

Holy shit this story is fantastic

I’m a Bengals fan, and have always low-key enjoyed how the Bengals sort of have Baltimore’s number despite Pittsburgh absolutely owning us. The first quarter of that Ravens finale felt like a preseason game in terms of atmosphere instead of a “win and they’re in” game. When Boyd caught the touchdown I ran around the…

Presumably this would be avoided since it’s a regular season game that counts, unlike that phony cup over the summers.

CEO that team like you’re taking three phony unnecessary steps then diving theatrically into the stands

Tolkien also finished a series, maybe he should draw inspiration from that

I knew a guy in college who, despite growing up in Cincinnati, was a Packers fan. I believe there was something about Wisconsin relatives or some other element that made him like the Packers. Anyway, he wrote a Livejournal post (hey, it was 2003, what do you want from me) about how he liked the Packers because by…

I mean, I see how he’s tough on the border and illegal immigration and I see why that’s important, seeing all those international borders Georgia has.

The steroids enabled them to work long enough to break their bodies down to the point that they needed opioids just to get out of bed in the morning when they were only in their 40s and 50s.

I know every year you get hate mail from fans who don’t understand the point of WYTS, but even a fan who doesn’t understand the point of WYTS can’t argue with any of the conclusions in this piece. I’m a Bengals fan and I guess I always will be, since I still watch the games even after the second Steelers playoff loss, …

I see people drop floss sticks in parking lots all the time. The only thing grosser than seeing a parking lot floss stick on the ground would be a condom.

(throws pass 15 yards over Oronde Gadsden’s head) (screams at Gadsden) MARINO LOGIC

A monument to man’s stubbornness

I like the guy in the background who is like “what the fuuuuuck....” and takes a step back immediately

Japanese Ninja Warrior was great because it was SO hard. These incredibly fit, athletic people had just zero chance against this challenge. Made it way more impressive when someone did it.

Fantastic article, loved it.