My stepdad’s business used blank pedovans instead of vans that were marked for this exact reason. Sure, you miss out on advertising, but you also avoid getting calls because someone feels they were cut off in traffic. 

Weihenstephaner Korbinian is probably my favorite beer on the planet, but “hefe combined with West Coast hoppy bullshit” sounds dreadful. Good on everyone who likes it, but as a dark beer lover who loves stouts from both these brands this is the polar opposite of what I would want. 

Right now the players’ idea of running with the ball is lowering their center of gravity via lowering their head, and a defender tackles by lowering their head/body and hitting the ball carrier as hard as possible. You can’t arm tackle a guy running like a cannonball, you have to blow him up. That’s why this rule…

My wife and daughter saw this in the theater and both hated it for completely different reasons, which told me everything I needed to know. 

It seems like defenders and ball carriers will have to start carrying themselves more upright to minimize the potential of hitting with the helmet. Right now the head leads just because of how they stand and run. This helmet rule, if officials continue to enforce it, might take a few years for teams to internalize. The…

WWE drug screens now, and also pays for rehab for any former employee who needs the help, which they’ve admitted is just for PR but it’s still a good thing for them to do.

Personally I always lean player in these nitpicky language/terms disputes. $660K is nothing for the team but for a college kid entering the NFL this is virtually the only time he’ll have this kind of leverage over his team, unless he becomes a superstar, and that’s a lot of money for one person to walk away from in…

It’s not necessarily the exact same people saying these two contradictory statements.

As far as I know the biggest one is how he saw Duke was going to suck and got a 18-loss season hung on his poor assistant because of his “back problems and exhaustion” back in 1995. Which may be shitty but isn’t actually a crime. 

The Bobcats are ready to pick up the pieces, yes

Only ten years until it’s a Messi rivalry

I remember thinking at the time that crazy viewers had hijacked the results and delivered something MTV never intended to have happen. 

This wouldn’t surprise me at all. 

HamNo is great when writing about inanities and boxing. 

Especially a crazy Scientologist

shhhhhhhhh

Seriously, why is everything in the NBA about players’ “feelings?” 

Me: This better be “I’m going to get in my boat”

Correct, I was 19 and it was an amazing MST3K-style dorm room watch.

Yes, he was a big deal, just below Arnold-Sly tier in his heyday.