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When you get married...there is no more you and I, but only us. And we just HAPPEN to use my name for it, in the interest of “family unity.”

Blow me.

There have been times when I have told myself that I need better friends, but I had no idea how much better my friends could be.

It wasn’t until I dealt with a church financially for work did I understand where the saying “More money than God” came from. They want your money, end of story. It’s a business just like any other. Pastors of “underperforming” parishes are given shit by the diocese for not collecting enough. The big money parishes…

Well, actually more interested in the Llama. Photos? Deets? Follow-up story: “The Worst Times I Have Been Spat Upon?”

Ahhh what a good girl!!

SHE IS SUCH A GOOD GIRL. I have a tripod too. He tries not to feel bad for doggos who need four legs to do what he (and sweet Harley!) can do with three, but sometimes it’s hard to be humble.

I wish both of you the best of luck!

She’s only got 3 paws and is the devil, but she’s a good dog!

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

Or have already hooked up with that person. Men are scum.

Okay, never mind this one is better because Targa

When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

Is it safe to admit I watched JS?

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

It’s technique and how well your skin is moisturized, in my experience. I wear as much makeup as Chyna, even today in 100+ degree weather I am wearing a full-face. I prime and use a damp beauty blender to have my make-up have a skin-like look. I love makeup and feel put together, especially in my line of work which…

Remember in high school when you wore those kinds of jeans and thought you looked so cool

We shouldn’t compare men to dogs; dogs listen, men don’t.

Oh my god my heart rate has been erratic on my fit bit recently too. But I’m pretty sure it’s an adderal combined with too much coffee baby. Follow me at @AdderalCaffeineFitBitBaby

One of his brothers ? His brother in law ? Brendan’s brother ? Her broher ? Her ex? Random psycho?