I'm sorry but this week Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko is throwing MAJOR SHADE on the Philae Lander.

There is no better feeling in the world then sending an e-mail to someone entitled "You are dumb" with a snopes link.

Why does she look like a BRATZ doll?

Honestly, I'd be a little cranky too if I was forced to go to Newark.

You are so brave to publish this article.

I was sad to learn he's not American. I think his computer voice should be changed to have a British dialect, rife with slang that almost nobody understands.

I really like Lorde. I wish there were more singers like her. That said, listening to one of her songs, "It drives you crazy, getting old." Screw you, Lorde. You just barely got old enough to get in line for this roller coaster. So stop telling everyone how bad it is.

I prefer the alternate ending to Descent but I would have like to seen her torch fading out more just as the zombie-things are getting ready to enter the area she's in.

I would love to see a princess with peanut allergies.

I want a Flavor-Flav talking clock.

Me: Yo Flav

SHAME!!!

Basic Engagement Rule: don't spend 10k on a ring.

I hear you on that but it's not the private sectors fault that our gubmint decided to impose such harsh taxes. Quite honestly, I don't drink anything other than beer so I guess this doesn't bother me.

Ugh . . . now I need a drink. If only I could afford one.

Whoop-whoop to my Vancouver peeps!

How accurate is this. Here in Washington we have the highest taxes on hard liquor in the country. You pay about 20% tax.

I get the not hugging thing but you can't give a high five, Grace? No knuckles? You can't even blow it up? WTF? Life is going to be hard for you.

The non-descript ladies dodged a bullet.

I never got to Z. I ran out of money. Thanks for opening up old wounds.

Fuck that shit. Do you know how many unnecessary groceries I had to buy just get a partial Funk & Wagnalls encyclopedia set. They can have our bombs but they will have to rip my 100 lbs encyclopedia set from my cold, dead fingers.