YESSSSSSSS Finally!

Us(da)man!

Not a clone... a Skrull that realized it could save the universe.

Quadruple the amount they gave to homophonic assholes and give it to progression of LGBTQ causes and then you have started making up for your major screw up. You don’t just get to say “OH SHIT! We are loosing money we better stop being dicks.” You have to fucking prove you are doing the right thing and continue to…

What a boob!

This is what we get when we fuck with Darwinism.

When you choose to lead shit, you will eventually get shit on.

My personal favorite is...

Look at my hat, look at my hat/Now all you Libs know I’m on crack

+1 for zombie bread! Brannnnnnnns!

Talk about a sticky situation.

That’s one horny unicorn.

If you become inpatient at the Mayo Clinic and your emulsifying bonds breaks, you can try hot water or add another yolk...slowly add everything is the key.

Link to recipe or this never happened!

Age your dough at least a few days.

As a KC resident Paseo is historic...everyone knows the name around here. You want to actually honor MLK and not degrade other parts of the city then rename Main St.

All black people should tell their friend you get as many N-word passes as you want...then record those fuckers and send it to everyone and when they come back saying my friend gave me a pass say “Nope, never said that shit” get those cockroaches out.

They should have called it the RäkYü

He sounds like my Boomer Dad...”If I’m going to get in an accident I would rather be killed, plus I know everything and never get into accidents...because I’m a Boomer!”

...and bike and walking paths for God sake!