I call him bacon.

Add it to the shitpile of crap that make these guys monsters. There needs to be a culling.

Think of all that delicious neck meat...it’s like a chicken fucked a giraffe.

It’s almost as if I was at Sports Clips. “Do you like sports, I like sports, what kind of sports do you like?”

PBMB&J Peanutbutter Mayo Banana and Jelly

You have tainted the Cremaster Cycle for me.

Can you imagine traveling back in time in a DeLorean to escape terrorists and ending up in your old home town where a bully is chasing you and your mom tries to make-out with you and the only way home is racing down the street at 88 mph right at the exact moment a 310 mile bolt of lightning is going to strike the…

The Beyond Meat Burger is the best.

Should have painted it pink and called it Shrimp Scamp E.

Is this why Splinter went under...they tried to purchase a fleet of these bad boys and ended up blowing the budget on tweezers.

If you look close you can see half the shit is not selected. The dogs right hind quarter, the burnt outer rim of the tortilla...If you are doing a crappy website I’m sure it is fine but professional print, video and web designers are going to do it their own way.

So now from this to this.

Not only does he sicken me he sickens himself.

Secretarigut

Holly Crape!

I also like your variable speed vibration function.

Fun fact...anyone who does either is a piece of shit.

They better get insurance or their new wheels will be covered in ro-dents.