and he has the haircut to prove it. What do you think that is a size 18" Pyrex?

oh oh oh...call it Shard! or Shart whichever polls better.

Who cut his hair...Chef Boyardee!?!

That guy in the left corner feels it and so does the army dude.

Irony is hard...these are the jokes people

Turns out Mitch (The Bitch) McConnell was trying to purchase an afternoon snack.

You just know it was fucking obese slob, with too many chins to turn his head that wrote that to her. I bet he can’t reach his dick over his giant pannus to piss let alone tie his shoes.

If you can’t understand how a chart works, just let me know and I will explain it to you.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh burn bitch!

Why does anyone support the republican party, turns out they are all crooks!

I like this a lot...I’ve noticed the less opinions I get, the better something turns out. There is a difference between critical observation from someone that knows what they are doing and some joker that just wants to see a crap ton of revisions because they can’t see it in their head.

The twist at the end...Kanye was Jesus the whole time! Double twist, it was all in Kanye’s brain while he was locked up in a mental institution!

As a Kansas City resident, this saddens me to no end. No one should endure these kinds of abuse and pain. People are people, and if you hurt or try to hurt another person you are a monster.

Better yet, only drink your own piss. The body is it’s own natural filter.

Oh shit, you have masturbation in your tap water?!?! You are going to need a 5-micron filter for that contaminate.

This looks like WWE BBC edition.

This is how trump would run this country if he could.

Who is Suol Dummyl?

It’s called trumpizum, similar to gonorrhea but much more painful to the people around you and ample discharge from the mouth.